No, but I am questioning how baked you are. Whatever it was must have been absolute fire to inspire this.
OpenKey6032
It probably tastes amazing but weird to physically eat
ButkusHatesNitschke
As long as those bites don’t have molten lava inside them.
barontaint
How crispy are those pizza rolls? If they match roughly the same hardness factor as the crust I say no crime committed.
Macklemore_hair
You’re screwed with the gravitas of being a culinary genius for the rest of your life!
Ok_Juggernaut_Chill
I want to try it.
intense_doot123
Dumb but practical. i’m willing to hear you out
AshyLarryX
That’s how you summon Satan
YuMmYBrAiNzZz
Maximizing the ammount of pizza you get per bite
FoonkieMonk16
If it’s a frozen pizza (which it looks like it is), I think pizza rolls on top are fine. Pizza bagels on top tho, thats a whole other beast.
DaalWithChawal
Pizza x Pizza Rolls is the collab I need in my life.
OrochiKarnov
Pizza Hellraiser. You can’t go this far and not go farther.
Heinous_Goose
Bake it into a giant calzone for a couple third level
CooCooForCocosPuffs
Hmmm … I’ll allow it lol
Gvanaco
looks like your pizza is topped with dog food
Diotheungreat
r/stonerfood
iH8pe0ple
Screwed? No High? Probably
prototot0
Ouch my intestines
Truckules_Heel
I thought it was a cherry pie with latticed crust lol
sombertownDS
7/10
Wise_Monitor_Lizard
My wife and I feel that the real crime is that you didn’t put more cheese on top of it…
Particular-Weather40
Double the calories for absolutley nothing 😭
manbehindthecertain
No, you’re cooked!
bloodbonesnbutter

JetstreamGW
Now you’re just trying too hard. I’m not gonna reward you by giving you a conviction. Acquit, and go eat your pizza 😛
frenix5
Are they lava or ice – only one way to find out
lechel3r
Pipizza
Wobble_bass
This is what’s called a third order dimensional pizza. There exists an entire pocket pizza dimension upon the greater pizza universe of toppings, all within the dimension of reality in which I would eat.
aStankChitlin
I don’t see a crime
DIJames6
Add more cheese on top, and you’ve got a masterpiece..
DrLager
lol I was wondering when someone would try this out
This is something that seems like a good idea, but I think it’s doomed for failure.
WarlordOfIncineroar
It’s just very funny that the pizza underneath looks fairly well made
Brando3141
This is not a crime. More of an art piece, really.
HandlebarStacheMan
I totally get the thinking if you’re trying to intensify your pizza consumption experience. I believe the execution was flawed, but I cannot render a guilty verdict here.
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100% would hit that next.
Pizza flavored snack flavored pizza
Yo this is legit actually
Stoner’s delight
Stupid but reasonable
Yo dawg, I heard you like pizza.
Some of the best ideas come from 4/20
Pizza inception.. I like it
This is like pizza-ception.
the only crime is not giving me a slice 😂
No, but I am questioning how baked you are. Whatever it was must have been absolute fire to inspire this.
It probably tastes amazing but weird to physically eat
As long as those bites don’t have molten lava inside them.
How crispy are those pizza rolls? If they match roughly the same hardness factor as the crust I say no crime committed.
You’re screwed with the gravitas of being a culinary genius for the rest of your life!
I want to try it.
Dumb but practical. i’m willing to hear you out
That’s how you summon Satan
Maximizing the ammount of pizza you get per bite
If it’s a frozen pizza (which it looks like it is), I think pizza rolls on top are fine. Pizza bagels on top tho, thats a whole other beast.
Pizza x Pizza Rolls is the collab I need in my life.
Pizza Hellraiser. You can’t go this far and not go farther.
Bake it into a giant calzone for a couple third level
Hmmm … I’ll allow it lol
looks like your pizza is topped with dog food
r/stonerfood
Screwed? No
High? Probably
Ouch my intestines
I thought it was a cherry pie with latticed crust lol
7/10
My wife and I feel that the real crime is that you didn’t put more cheese on top of it…
Double the calories for absolutley nothing 😭
No, you’re cooked!

Now you’re just trying too hard. I’m not gonna reward you by giving you a conviction. Acquit, and go eat your pizza 😛
Are they lava or ice – only one way to find out
Pipizza
This is what’s called a third order dimensional pizza. There exists an entire pocket pizza dimension upon the greater pizza universe of toppings, all within the dimension of reality in which I would eat.
I don’t see a crime
Add more cheese on top, and you’ve got a masterpiece..
lol I was wondering when someone would try this out
This is something that seems like a good idea, but I think it’s doomed for failure.
It’s just very funny that the pizza underneath looks fairly well made
This is not a crime. More of an art piece, really.
I totally get the thinking if you’re trying to intensify your pizza consumption experience. I believe the execution was flawed, but I cannot render a guilty verdict here.
I’d eat it.
BTW OP…love your name! It’s a great game.